drunk bibliophibians

Mrs. Bibliophibian: James Deen, the ultimate panty remover. 

Mr. Bibliophibian: Hey!

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Mr. Bibliophibian: Catholic girls spend a lot of time on their knees.

Mrs. Bibliophibian: And we spend even more time saying “Oh God!”

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Mrs. Bibliophibian: The hardcovers always made her hot. 

Mr. Bibliophibian: Wait ‘til she sees my special edition.

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Mrs. Bibliophibian: Paying for her shoes. 

Mr. Bibliophibian: He charged a very high rate of interest.

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Mrs. Bibliophibian: I want to grab that perfect ass.

Mr. Bibliophibian: Which one?

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Mr. Bibliophibian: She was lucky to get off with community service. 

Mrs. Bibliophibian: If only she could stop breaching conditions!

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Mrs. Bibliophibian: Every girl knows you have to get dirty before you get clean. 

Mr. Bibliophibian: Every guy wants to help you get dirty. 

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Mr. Bibliophibian: A very fine vintage.

Mrs. Bibliophibian: Drink up!

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Mrs. Bibliophibian: Obedience training.

Mr. Bibliophibian: An excellent pupil.

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Mrs. Bibliophibian: I’d look good in that, wouldn’t I?

Mr. Bibliophibian: Only one way to find out.

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